DC Metro Signs to Schmidt Center

Maybe DC Metro has finally heard my cries and those who share this post espresso syndrome. DC Metro has decided that it's about time they posted signs for Schmidt Centers at all stations, except two for Homeland Security reasons.

Now they are obligated to let you use the facility, but not obligated to meet your urgency. The next time you see someone nervously sweating and eyeing at one of these sign you know what's up.

Eventually, Metro is planning on installing advance, self-cleaning Schmidt Centers with "tons of violent, moving parts".